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sick >:{Monday, November 30, 2009 Monday, November 30, 2009 missing you as usual. The only special you. ^^ here's the joke of the day ; When hazzry tio a car bang while picking up his newspaper. I'll dial 995 for him. the voice system picked up the call. Press 1 to report about a road accident. Press 2 to report about a killer case. Press 3 to report about an own self kill own self case. Press 4 to report about a fire setting case. Press 5 to report about someone kena raped. Press 6 to report about a robbery. I pressed option 1. Press 1 if the person tio jet plane bang. Press 2 if the person tio car bang. Press 3 if the person tio big truck bang. Press 4 if the person tio super small truck bang. Press 5 if the person tio motorcycle bang. Press 6 if the person tio bicycle bang. I pressed option 2. Press 1 if its the person's fault that he/she tio bang. Press 2 if its the driver's fault. Press 3 if there's a third party's fault. Press 4 if its both parties' fault. I pressed option 4. Press 1 if you need an ambulance. Press 2 if you need a helicoptor. Press 3 if you need a cab. Press 4 if you need a normal car transport. Press 5 if you need a superman. I pressed option 2. Press 1 to select direction towards north. Press 2 to select direction towards south. Press 3 to select direction towards east. Press 4 to select direction towards west. I pressed option 1. Press 1 to stop at yishun. Press 2 to stop at khatib. Press 3 to stop at sembawang. Press 4 to stop at admiralty. Press 5 to stop at woodlands. Press 6 to stop at ang mio kio. Press 7 to stop at yio chu kang. I pressed option 3. Press 1 to stop outside sembawang sec school. Press 2 to stop at sun plaza. Press 3 to stop at canberra park. Press 4 to stop outside canberra pri school. Press 5 to stop outside canberra sec school. Press 6 to stop at SSC. I pressed option 4. Press 1 if you think this is bullshit. Press 2 if you want to cancel this call. Press 3 if the person is dead. Press 4 if you want to cancel the transport option. I pressed every options. ._. Apparently more sick than before, wont be able to go for band tmr. |
